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precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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fuck-me-till-the-end:

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it.

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illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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